August 2011
11 posts
There is no 'U' in awesome.
But there is a ‘me’.
Two scientists walk into a bar
currybay:
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
took me a min to get it and I burst out laughing
July 2011
6 posts
December 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
10 posts
I wonder how many times I've said, "I'm never...
(via tumblrisforlulz)
July 2010
2 posts
Harry Potter Jokes
pinkstreamers:
addictedtoaddiction:
ohmymipie:
popgoesthepatronus:
theatomicboom:
homemadedarkmark:
accioronaldweasley:
Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? Draco did. Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what side he was on. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? Because they are doublecrossers. How many Gryffindors does it take to screw in a...
June 2010
13 posts
Young \\ A B Y S S: You buy things and you keep... →
You buy things and you keep them clean. You take care of them. Keep them in a special pocket. Away from keys and coins. Away from other things that should be kept clean and taken care of as well. Then they get scratched. And scratched again. And again. And again. And again. Soon, you don’t care…
“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.”
– David Harold Fink (via 500daysofkissingmypillow) (via quote-book)
I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one...
May 2010
2 posts
March 2010
1 post
“I looked my demons in the eyes, laid bare my chest, said, ‘Do your best to...”
– Ray Lamontagne
delicatelybruised (via youngabyss)
February 2010
20 posts
