Harry Potter Jokes

pinkstreamers:

addictedtoaddiction:

ohmymipie:

popgoesthepatronus:

theatomicboom:

homemadedarkmark:

accioronaldweasley:

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
Draco did.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.

How many Gryffindors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three and you know who they are.

How many Slytherins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to blackmail a Hufflepuff.

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them.

How many centaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Mars is unusually bright tonight.

Dying over here. 

Reblogged from accioron

Notes

  1. cheeseorchicken reblogged this from queen-of-camelot
  2. threecheersfor-sherloki reblogged this from for-the-love-of-loki
  3. pendragonsinthetardis reblogged this from allons-o
  4. for-the-love-of-loki reblogged this from supremecommander-martincrieff
  5. chocolateandrain reblogged this from queen-of-camelot
  6. every-flavourbeans reblogged this from allons-o
  7. supremecommander-martincrieff reblogged this from t-h-e-woman
  8. charladayismypatronus reblogged this from t-h-e-woman
  9. t-h-e-woman reblogged this from queen-of-camelot
  10. queen-of-camelot reblogged this from allons-o
  11. allons-o reblogged this from allons-o and added:
    bringing it back cause I felt it was appropriate
  12. biteyoudead reblogged this from apparated
  13. subtextualshenanigans reblogged this from jeanfromlastnight
  14. effyeahnerdgasm reblogged this from jeanfromlastnight
  15. jeanfromlastnight reblogged this from accioron
  16. underbeduniverse reblogged this from accioron
  17. i-want-iwan- reblogged this from accioron
  18. accio-arrow reblogged this from diveintotheunknown
  19. themoviegeekstrikesback reblogged this from anniicckk
  20. heredero reblogged this from theatomicboom
  21. mickeyandmangoes reblogged this from accioron
  22. -cherrypotter reblogged this from accioron
  23. orangegummi reblogged this from accioron
  24. alainekyle reblogged this from -helloimstephen
  25. youngbl00ds reblogged this from mynameisiam and added:
    Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? Draco did. Why did Professor Snape stand in the road? So no one could tell what...
  26. all-the-insincere reblogged this from juno-gube
  27. sortofperhapsmaybe reblogged this from too-dumb-to-run
  28. itsybitsytinniwinnie reblogged this from anniicckk
  29. rianereyes reblogged this from smexybitch
  30. argentumx reblogged this from hallowglade